15 irrefutable reasons why I think beer is so much better than women:
1. Beer can be enjoyed all month long.
2. Beer doesn’t expect to be wined and dined.
3. A beer will never tell you “not tonight darling. I have a headache.”
4. You can always toss out your beer when it goes flat.
5. Beer never makes you wait for hours.
6. Your beer will never whine if you grab another beer.
7. Irrespective of your looks, money or confidence, you know you can always go to a bar and pick up a beer.
8. A beer always gives a good head.
9. You can enjoy a different beer every day of the week without feeling guilty.
10. Friends are willing to share their beer with you.
11. You always know that you were the first one to pop your beer.
12. Beer doesn’t believe in equality of the sexes.
13. A beer is always wet and ready to be had.
14. You can enjoy a beer in public. In fact you can enjoy an entire six pack in public.
15. A frigid beer is a good beer.